A little boy, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his father he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. The father fished it out and threw it in the garbage. The boy stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with his father's toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women".

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What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh!!!!

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God gave us two eyes, to see; 2 ears to hear; 2 legs to walk........... and y did he just give us 1 heart.............?????
Well for u to find the other one....

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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Why did God create a man before a woman?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

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