Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked, "when you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last man replies, "I would like to hear them say, "LOOK! HE'S MOVING!".

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Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

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Did you hear about the Sardar who signed all his cheques so that no one else could use them if he lost his cheque book?

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.

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A Sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"

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Why couldn't the Sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...

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There was a sardarji from Darjeeling, who had the most sensitive feeling. When he read on the door - "Don't spit on the floor", he jumped up and spat on the ceiling.

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