One day Sardarji
goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere
I touch it hurts.'The doctor says'OK. Touch your elbow.'The Sardarji
touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch your head.
'The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell.
The doctor is stumped and orders
a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar
to come back in two days.
Two days later the Sardar comes back and the doctor says;'We've
found your problem.
'Sardarji: 'Oh yeah? What is it?'
Doctor: 'You've broken your finger!
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A "Mallu" female (from
the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of
a SECRETARY.
When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and
well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "NOT
THIS WOMAN."
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told
her "If you could form a sentence using the words that I
give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are
GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:"I
hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,
I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong
number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK,
yokeeyy? Thank you."
The Manager fainted.....
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