The password 

There were three guys that were about to be executed for a crime that they had committed. So, they bring the first guy out and just as they are about to shoot the guy yells, "Look, its a tornado!" As the guards are running for cover the first guy gets away. Five minutes later, they realize that there is no tornado.
 
Then they bring out the second guy, and as they are about to shoot him he yells, "Oh no! Earthquake!!" As the guards run for cover the second guy gets away. Three minutes later they realize that there is no earthquake.
 
Finally, they bring out the third guy and the guards yell, "Ready, Aim, -", but before they could finish, the third guy yells, "Fire!"

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Silent man and his wife

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.
 
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. 
 
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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Little kid

My son praveen, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Praveen stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."