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Sardar's Interview
 

One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence?" he was asked. "The efforts began  a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" he replied. "Who  was responsible for our independence?". "There were so many. Whom to  mention?. If I name one it will be a injustice to another." He  replied." Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"."Some  research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Sardar would not leave him.

 "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged. Then it was the turn of this Sardar. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him."By the way, what is your date of birth?" He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947." Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?" He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one it will be injustice to another" The interviewer was incensed. "Hey! are you mad or what?" He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

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The little girl

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The survey

Recently a worldwide survey was conducted by UN. The question asked was "Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey became a big flop. Because...  

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant
In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'opinion' meant
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.
And in US they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant

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