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The perfect couple
A Once upon a time, a perfect man
and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a
perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when
they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any
children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they
were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The
mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop
reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a
car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading
this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen,
either.
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The
intelligent wife
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd
gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives,
and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in.
They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to
the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty,
explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say good
bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took
so long", he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and
I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
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