1.
A candidate's application :"This has reference to
your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant
- Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several
years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
2. An
employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go
to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one
week leave"...
3.
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual
leave"
4. A friend of
mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
head-ache. I request you to leave me today"
5. A family
friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to
the school"
6.
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my
headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
7. Another leave
letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law
has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant
me 10 days leave.
A HR Manager's love
letter:
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th
of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as
a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of
three months and depending on compatibility, would be
made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation,
there will be continuous on the job training and performance
appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based
on your performance, I might take up a larger share of
the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken
care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within
30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this
offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward
this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take
up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo HR Manager
