HOW TO KILL A
LION?
Bush method
- Destroy the whole forest wih Daisy cutter bomb.
NarasimmaRao method -
why kill....leave the lion as it is.... after sometime
it will die by aging.
M.G.R method - Feed the
lion freely and abundantly.After some time Lion wil become
lazy,lose its self-worth and die of boredom.
Rajnikanth method - Keep
warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. the
lion will live in fear and die soon in fear.
Nakkeeran Gopal style:
Interview the lion, telecast it around the world and make
the lion very poular.Lion will get extremely excited and
die of heart attack.
Veerappan style - Blackmail
the lion kidnapping the lioness.Lion will surrender.Then
you can use any of the other methods.
Kamal method - go near
the lion and cry like anything.... lion will die of sorrow
!
Jayalalitha method -
Just kill it !
Manirathnam method -
Make sure the lion does not get sun light. Keep murmering
something in its ears. the lion will be highly irritated
and commit suicide.
Shankar method - Make
a graphics deer and lure the lion into a trap.
Ramanarayanan method:
Hire a hroine and some dancers.Make them dance in front
of an Amman temple in bright orange or yellow costume,
preferably in rain...rest will be taken care by Amman.
Balachandar Method -
send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness will
fall in love with each other. Now send another lioness
into the forest, followed by a lion. First lion loves
the third lioness and and the second lion loves the 4th
lioness, but 4th lioness loves both lions. now send another
lioness in to the forest. u dont understand. right...
ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u won't.
Barathiraja Method -
killing the lion.. damn it.... En iniya gramathu singangale
!
THE PROBLEM WITH GUYS
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll Lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't Let him KISS u, he says u don't Love him;
If u let him KISS, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u Don't, he says that u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your Exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does Well, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE! !
