A prisoner in jail receives a letter from
his wife:
"Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in
the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all
mail, replied in a letter:
"Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden.
That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his
wife:
"Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened: some
men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the
back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
"Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
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Questions and Answers In Court :
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect
your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something
that you've forgotten?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, ''Where am I, Cathy?''
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the
time of the collision?
