Mom comes to visit her son Ashwin
for dinner...who lives in LA with a girl roommate
Jyoti...
During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Ashwin's
roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two and this had only made
her more curious over the course of the evening,
while watching the two interact.
she started to wonder if there was
more between Ashwin and his roommate. Reading his
mom's thoughts, Ashwin volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Jyoti and
I are just roommates." About a week later, Jyoti
came to Ashwin saying, "Ever since your mother came
to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver chutney jar.;You don't upposeshe took it,
do you?" Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure. 
So he sat down and wrote;
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar
from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take the chutney jar. but the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
Ashwin
Several days later, Ashwin received
an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jyoti, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jyoti.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the chutney jar
by now.
Love,
Mom
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