A desi dies and goes to hell. There
he finds that there is a different hell for each
country.
He goes first to the German hell and
asks "What do they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in
an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then
the German devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of
that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well
as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers
that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds
that there is a very long line of people waiting
to get in.
Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?
"
He is told - "First they put you in
an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly the same as
all the other hells - why are there so many people
waiting to get in?"
"Because there is never any
electricity, so the electric chair does not work,
someone stole all the nails, and the devil used
to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches
his time-card and then goes back home..."
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