A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said 'WHERE AM I?' in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.' The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." ********* boy opened the big family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!" ********* John and Dave were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled John out. One of the doctors noticed David's heroic act and immediately ordered for David to be released from the hospital, as he considered him to be cured. The meeting went as followed: Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that you are being released from the hospital because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be stable. The bad news is that the patient you saved, John, hung himself in the bathroom and died. David: Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry. *********