Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why's the groom wearing black?" ****** Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held. " "Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination." ****** The PC's Prayer Our Program, who art in memory Hello be thy name Thy Operating system come, Thy command be done, At the printers as they are on the screen Give us this day our daily data And forgive us our errors As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty Lead us not into frustration And deliver us from power surges For thine is the algorithm, the application and the solution Looping for ever and ever Return. *********