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My Clones
- Jawahar Swaminathan


Imagine watching yourself play with your kids in the dirt from your cozy home office, while conferencing with the offshore Indian team. Well that may be your clone who is playing with your kids, but does that make real sense to watch oneself without a mirror. Or am I the actual clone? Sounds familiar? May be yes after watching all those sci-fi Hollywood chart busters, toying with the unconventionally controversial idea of cloning.

Though very interesting it may not be a possibility at least in the near future to create a human being or an animal of the same size as his cellular parent like how some of the movies show. While technology may be a limiting factor our imagination need not. If such cloning is possible, I would like to have a clone of myself. It would be interesting to see if he would have the same tastes, likes and dislikes as me. How nice would it be to know that there is one more person who consistently skips his shower every third Sunday of a month. At least I wont feel like the odd man out for the rest of my life.

People protesting against cloning often take the anecdote of Hitler. What if Hitler was cloned and every country had one of his clones? Well, I bet that would not be any worse a threat to the world than all my clones still driving the ailing circa 1960 Lambretta spitting enough smoke to annihilate another Nagasaki. Imagine the state of the citizens of this world, who would have to deal with not just one, but a number of my clones who would not hesitate a minute to whine about the poor state of affairs ranging from the global economy to the last pothole that my vehicle met.

I would especially pity all my wonder years school teachers toiling all the day to keep all my clones from bothering them. I remember shattering all my school windows playing ball with my friends that poor clones of mine would not have the same opportunities I had - sure not everyone gets equal share of joy in this world. It is more painful to imagine all my clones breaking those girls' hearts in college. The whole world will become such a miserable place to live.

All said, humanity would still have one thing to gain from my cloning - never again to allow anybody to experiment something like cloning. At the worst, stop someone like me getting cloned!

Happy Living!

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